I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
girls will be made fun of for literally anything. they can’t even like food establishments without being made fun of by everyone, even supposed feminists. stop making fun of women for arbitrary things, it’s not funny, and it literally only makes girls ashamed of themselves for yet another thing. stop